The Harry Potter Test: Which house would you be sorted into?
At last, I have been sorted! No, not sordid, (although I have been in the past).
I have been sorted into Hufflepuff.
Ok, now what the hell does that mean?
From the source of all sources, Wikipedia:
Hufflepuff, founded by Helga Hufflepuff, values hard work, loyalty, tolerance, and fair play above all else. Its animal is the badger, [WHAT THE...?] and canary yellow and black are its colours. The Fat Friar is its ghost. According to Rowling, Hufflepuff corresponds roughly to the element of earth. The Hufflepuff dormitories and common room are located somewhere in the basement (corresponding to earth), [The PAF offices are in the Hufflepuff dormitory? Perhaps, more likely, it is the Huffle-scruff dormitory. Or is that the Scruffle-puff House? Either way, I think they're onto something.] their entrance found through a still-life painting that is somewhere near the kitchens. You must give a password to the painting to enter. The Hufflepuff common room is filled with yellow hangings and fat armchairs and it has little underground tunnels leading to the dormitories, [I thought that was a tunnel leading to the Science I elevator...] all of which have perfectly round doors, like barrel tops (very much like a badger sett). Very few Hufflepuff members are specifically mentioned, and, in general, they are not seen much in the Harry Potter books. [Like PAF employees in the department of Anthropology. Holy Guacamole. I am Hufflepuff material.]
Ok, so the next quiz was what 80's song would you be?
"You Shook Me All Night Long" (by AC/DC)
'Cause the walls start shaking
The earth was quaking
My mind was aching
And we were making
it and you -
Shook me all night long
AC/DC? You've got to be kidding me. I didn't even know who AC/DC was really until I heard the tribute band Hayseed Dixie.
Well, you win some, you lose some.